Actually, I bypassed the storage controller, tapped directly into the VNX array head, decrypted the Nearline SAS disks–Īnais: Injected the flash drivers into the network's fiber pack, before disabling the IDS, routed incoming traffic through a bunch of offshore proxies–Īnais: Accessed the ESXi server cluster in the primary datacenter, and disabled the Inter-VSAN routing in the layer three– The original text is much closer to incoherent hacker mumbling, but it’s also good enough mentioning EMC VNX, ESXi and VSANs:Īnais: Just kidding. Unfortunately, guys, this gem is in Russian translation only. Known tasks for the Hitachi storage system administrator, aren’t they?! Can you imagine my shock hearing these words in the cartoon? Mhm.Īnais: Mirrored data on two storage systems, connected USP V storage system with the lower level class AMS array-Īnais: So virtualized volumes were presented to the host as original ones.

Actually, I bypassed the storage controller, created remote replication. How are we gonna get in?Īnais: Don't worry. And here is the answer for them right in the The Amazing World of Gumball – one of the funniest cartoon ever! See the “hacking” moment in the Safety episode (S03E32) where Anais talks about storage administration:

Amazing world of gumball safety